Application to Date A Bubba Girl

So you want to date a Bubba Girl UNDERSTAND THIS !! While it may appear on the surface that our girls are hired strictly for their good looks, let me assure you that they are here because they are kind, friendly, smart, team players that are never late for work and always do a great job. Please NEVER mistake their friendly attitude and beautiful smiles for EASINESS.

It is possible that you may now have more influence on these girls than Bubba. This puts you in a dangerous situation. Should this application somehow be approved, You will be held personally RESPONSIBLE for ANY degradation of their performance.

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.


NAME:
DATE OF BIRTH:
HEIGHT:
WEIGHT
 LBS
IQ:
SCHOOL:
GPA:
SS#:

BOY SCOUT RANK:
Address:
City:
State/Province:
Zip/Country Code:
Phone:
    
Number of times your parents have been married: Mom Dad Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? YES NO
If NO, explain:
Do you own: A Van? A Truck? A Waterbed?
Do you have any body piercings? YES NO If yes...list them all
Any tattoos? YES NO If yes...list them all
In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you? In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH A BUBBA GIRL mean to you?
n 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you? Church you attend: How often:
When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, and Priest?
Answer by filling in the blank - please answer freely, all answers are confidential. (That means I won't tell anyone ever - promise.)
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the:
 B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
 C. A woman's place is in the:
 D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
E. When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is: F, What do you want to be IF you grow up?

BY PRESSING THE "SUBMIT APPLICATION TO DATE A BUBBA GIRL" BELOW, YOU SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.





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